She was a Picasso nude
And I took the time to tell her about her lines
I thought I was quite the dude
At the time, at the time, at the time, at the time
I was a little bit crazy

I was a Beethoven theme
But recapitulation broke me down
It was a lunatic lover's dream
But you know that I found that the round and the round
It can make a man lazy

I never wanted to see that girl
Crying out in the rain
But those blue eyes would look at me
And here we go again

We must have been a Shakespeare play
'Cause every line seemed somehow deja vu
It wasn't meant to be that way
So I found me a friend who knew just what to do.
The Artful Dodger and me